Diminishing Admiration? - A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Really Thinking

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Subject:  Diminishing Admiration? - A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Really Thinking
Date:     Sun, 28 Jul 2002 18:45:23 -0400
From:      Stephen Tvedten <steve@getipm.com>
Organization:     Get Set Inc. (www.getipm.com)

To:     Paul Helliker <phelliker@cdpr.ca.gov>
          Director, State of California, Department of Pesticide Regulation 

cc:    Christine Whitman whitman.christine@epa.gov

Diminishing Admiration?

One night at the dinner table, Jill commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me any more!"

"Nonsense, darling," replied John, "you just cook better now."

A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Really Thinking.

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.

(... without you in it)

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?

(We haven't had a fight in a while)

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.

(... you cheap slob!)

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.

(I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now.)

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

(I can't believe you have nothing planned.)

I LIKE YOU, BUT...

(I don't like you.)

YOU NEVER LISTEN.

(You never listen.)

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.

(I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.)

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.

(I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch.)

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